Open Positions

Special Projects Operative

You’ll handle the missions no one else dares to define. One week you might be organizing a midnight ritual, the next you’re procuring tuna for the Council. Creativity and secrecy required.
Qualifications: Improvisation under pressure, subtle defiance of reason, and tolerance for cat hair.

Assistant to the Grand Whisker

Provide administrative and emotional support to upper leadership (and occasionally, actual cats).
Duties include scheduling mysterious meetings, decoding cryptic notes, and ensuring offerings are delivered on time.
Qualifications: Obsessive organization, steady hands, and a willingness to purr when appropriate.

Movie Productions Division Assistant

Help coordinate the Cat Cult’s cinematic operations — from on-set offerings to post-production spellbinding.
Ideal for someone who thrives in controlled chaos and can handle both actors and felines with equal diplomacy.
Qualifications: Film knowledge, multitasking, and an understanding of cat behavior or surrealist cinema (bonus points for both).

Relocation Specialist

Assist new members as they transition into Cat Cult life — including housing, mental adjustment, and ritual integration.
You are the first friendly face they see (besides the cats).
Qualifications: Empathy, patience, and an ability to explain why there are whiskers in the sink without blinking.

Initiation Pathway Coordinator

You are the guide through the velvet darkness — the first whisper and final checklist before a new member’s first ceremony. As Initiation Pathway Coordinator, you ensure that each recruit’s transition into the Cat Cult is smooth, meaningful, and mildly disorienting (as tradition demands).

Your responsibilities include:

• Designing personalized initiation journeys for each new member.
  
  

• Overseeing orientation rituals, wardrobe fittings, and emotional preparedness.
  
  

• Coordinating with the Feline Council to ensure spiritual alignment and snack availability.
  
  

• Keeping meticulous records of who has, and has not yet, “seen the light through the cat’s eye.”
  
  

Qualifications:
Empathy, event-planning skills, calm under candlelight, and a soft spot for organized chaos.

Cult-to-Community Bridge Specialist

You are the diplomatic paw between the Cult and the outside world. The Cult-to-Community Bridge Specialist ensures that our members can gracefully navigate both their sacred duties and their day jobs without arousing too much suspicion (or losing their security deposits).

Your responsibilities include:

Supporting members re-entering “ordinary life” after intense feline communion.

Translating cult values into socially acceptable talking points.

Managing discreet community partnerships and neighborhood goodwill campaigns.

Handling inquiries from confused relatives and concerned landlords.

Qualifications:

Strong communication skills, a sense of humor about existential devotion, and the ability to meow convincingly during PR emergencies.

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